{"product_id":"engraved-slate-coaster-set-sarcastic-bar-decor-jeep-owner-gift","title":"Engraved Slate Coaster Set – Sarcastic Bar Decor, Jeep Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eUSE THE DAMN COASTER.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently that needed to be said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold, sarcastic slate coaster set is the perfect mix of rustic charm and unfiltered honesty. Designed for Jeep owners, off-roaders, garage dwellers, and anyone who’s tired of water rings on their table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese natural slate coasters make a hilarious housewarming gift, man cave upgrade, or bar cart statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you love your table — or just love swearing — this one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Jeep owners and off-road enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Garage bars \u0026amp; shop lounges\u003cbr\u003e• Husband or boyfriend gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Father’s Day\u003cbr\u003e• Birthday gifts for sarcastic friends\u003cbr\u003e• Cabin or rustic home décor\u003cbr\u003e• Man cave upgrades\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they say “shit” casually, they’ll love these.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚙️ Features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Set of 4 engraved natural slate coasters\u003cbr\u003e• Precision laser engraved (won’t peel or fade)\u003cbr\u003e• Rustic chipped-edge slate for authentic texture\u003cbr\u003e• Rubber feet on bottom to protect surfaces\u003cbr\u003e• Bold, high-contrast lettering\u003cbr\u003e• Designed \u0026amp; engraved in our shop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Size \u0026amp; Materials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Natural slate stone\u003cbr\u003eSize: Approx. 4\" x 4\"\u003cbr\u003eThickness: Approx. 0.25\"\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Laser engraved permanent design\u003cbr\u003eBottom: Protective foam\/rubber pads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach coaster has natural edge variation — no two sets are identical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Processing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProcessing Time: 2–4 business days\u003cbr\u003eShipped securely with protective packaging\u003cbr\u003eBulk orders welcome for events or club gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed it by a certain date? Message us first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 Why These Sell\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren’t mass-produced printed coasters.\u003cbr\u003eThey’re engraved into real slate.\u003cbr\u003eThey feel heavy. Solid. Premium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd they make people laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat combination converts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Add to Cart Before Your Guests Ruin Your Table\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're tired of water rings and subtle hints not working…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is your solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClick “Add to Cart” and let the coaster do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phase Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48925702488219,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/7981\/4043\/files\/il_300x300.7790073910_t4t9.avif?v=1783389614","url":"https:\/\/phaseoffroad.com\/products\/engraved-slate-coaster-set-sarcastic-bar-decor-jeep-owner-gift","provider":"Phase Off Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}